Cow Tipping Adult Merit Badge
What a sport. No really, this does work - try it sometime. You have earned this merit badge if you have tipped a cow over sideways. Period.
Instructions: You need to pick the right size cow. If they are too small they will just run away. If they are too big you could get a hernia trying. If you pick a bull, they might tip you over. Next you will need to be pushing from the side. Pushing from the front just makes them mad. Pushing from the back can get your "dirty". Now that you have picked the right size cow and are ready to push from the side, give it all you have and presto over goes the cow. Don't forget there may be a number of negative consequences to doing this - especially if the farmer catches you doing this! LOL
Remember, you can award this Adult Merit Badge to someone you think qualifies - as well as earning it yourself!